erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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"Faggot"

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My friend is always saying that faggot just means a bundle of sticks and how in years it will be a norm just how ‘lame’ used to be an insult for special needs people. The word faggot is meant to be offensive when people use it and I’m offended I don’t care if it will be ok in 10 years it’s not ok now.

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weeping-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

somethinglikelydia:

tsillaaisnotamazing:

merlin-the-overlord:

andythanfiction:

deancasotp:

but the fact that Misha can lift Sebastian almost effortlessly…

I think a lot of people forget that the “scrawny” “baby in a trench coat” is a 6 foot tall marathon runner and master carpenter…  

and lets not forget, a published poet

what does being a poet have to do with lifting …?

he can lift your spirits with his eloquent rhyming couplets

bam. touché.


Don’t mess with King Misha

weeping-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

somethinglikelydia:

tsillaaisnotamazing:

merlin-the-overlord:

andythanfiction:

deancasotp:

but the fact that Misha can lift Sebastian almost effortlessly…

I think a lot of people forget that the “scrawny” “baby in a trench coat” is a 6 foot tall marathon runner and master carpenter…  

and lets not forget, a published poet

what does being a poet have to do with lifting …?

he can lift your spirits with his eloquent rhyming couplets

bam. touché.

Don’t mess with King Misha

(Source: mish-c0llins, via littlerockerbitch)

Anonymous asked:

omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

Dyed Hair & Fandoms Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material